I am a big fan of scones but not with jam and cream, butter is all I want.
We had coffee and scones a few months back and although I asked for butter the scone came also with jam and cream on the side. "Because that's how they are always served" i was advised.
Just the other day Mrs JWH bemoaned the fact that she hadn't listened closely enough when her mother (since departed) taught her how to cook scones as "she was the best scone maker in the world". And I can attest to that.
Anyway next morning Mrs JWH told me that she, who had never stolen anything in her life, had a dream that she had stolen a scone and when apprehended gave the reason that she stole it for me as I liked them so much.
I didn't know how to feel
A) Chuffed that she would do that for me or
B) Somehow responsible for dreamt criminal activity.