Racehorse TALK

and, by the way, Magic assured me I was wrong.


Wrong, my arse, everywhere I turn seems to have deleted posts (refer to rules).

 

i'm glad it was deleted oh the pain the pain reminded me of when i was a kid and my foot slipped of the pedal oh the pain

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Again, hysterical Arsenal!  I must admit I'd rather look at this bear than the other "bare" you posted!    It was funny.........but I mean...........who wants to look at that "bare" everytime they click on!  Don't want to offend anyone boys, but I mean...............you must admit....................not pretty!!!     

At the end of the day, this forum does have rules and we all agree to them by virtue of using this site!  Like it or lump it guys........no point in throwing a tantie just because we don't agree with a moderator's decision!   That is their job! 

Magic is doing a terrific job trying to keep all us Neanderthals clean and tidy and I for one, applaud him!   

Hooray for Magic! 

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hahahahah again.  Arsenal!  You need to get a life so as we can get on with ours!   

Morale of that story?  Never underestimate a woman????

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You must have good eyesight to read that

I'm taking the afternoon off have a hit at golf.You'll have to find your own amusement.

Beware of the bares.............oops i mean bears 

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Well, what woman could resist an offer like that?  And he's such a handsome fella to boot!   

As the one and only female GW I'm pleased you're not offended

Not in the slightest!  Very funny and imaginative.............by him!!!  hahahah!!!     

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Shaun maybe offended--cause he is carrying on like one tonight.  

Ok Shaun, thats the end of my sniping tonight.

What Starts with F and ends with K

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should?be in the 3rd grade too!"
Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.
The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave.
 She agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9."
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36."

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade."

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."
The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
Harry, after a moment: "Legs."

Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!
Harry replied: "Pockets."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Harry: "Pants."

Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?"
Harry: "Coconut."
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"
Harry: "Shake hands."
The principal was trembling.

Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"
Harry: "Firetruck."

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Better make Harry Principal..... I got the last seven questions wrong."   

A doctor in Dublin wanted to get off work and go fishing, so he approached his  assistant

"Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to  take care of the clinic and take care of all me  patients".

"Yes, sir!" answers  Murphy.

The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks: "So,Murphy, how was your day?"

Murphy told him that he took care of three patients... "The first one had a headache so he did...So I gave him Paracetamol."

"Bravo Murphy lad, and the second one?" asks the doctor...

"The second one had indigestion and I gave him Gaviscon... So I did sir" says Murphy...

"Bravo, bravo!...You're good at this and what about the third one?"Asks the doctor.

"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flies open and a young gorgeous woman bursts in so she does... Like a bolt outta the blue, she tears off her clothes, taking off everyting including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table, spreading her legs and shouts: 'HELP ME for the love of St Patrick...For five years I have not seen any man!'"

"Tunderin' lard Jesus Murphy, what did you do?"Asks the doctor...       

"I put drops in her eyes"