Racehorse TALK

maybe you could've just moved your letterbox   

Duke  throw some DOG sHIT INTO the mix, or why don't you
ask him not to do it, who knows he may even comply

All ideas will be considered.
Keep the sugestions rolling in.

your lawn ?

so he actually goes onto your land ?

or is it the grass outside your house ?

The major problem as I see it is the postie rides off and you are left with decrepid smelling blood & bone all over your nature strip.

why don't you get yourself a post box and not have the post service you to your front door ?

Why don't you chuck a few nails into the ground and then take it out when he leaves. He can't blame you for that or a bit of shiny material will always help like a piece of aluminum on the ground too. 

Why don't you just front him and tell him you will bill him for any repairs you have to make to your lawn.

If that doesn't work lift up a piece of turf, dig a hole about 300ml x 300 ml and gently pull back turf over the hole so as to disguise it.   Take watch and see him and his bike go arse up when he hits hole at speed.
Be prepared to be sued, but at east you have your revenge.

me...great advice all.....the  has a job to do......



Oh wait...why not just shoot the arrogant, disrespective  :censored:er 

I was thinking a box of tacs similar to the nails the good old banana skins are an option as well    

Duke,
Where in fact do you want him to ride his bike?

I can sympathise with the Duke.

For anyone that does take pride in their lawns it does piss you off when some cowboy decides to ride his bike over it.

I had some mail delivered the other month  which had to be signed for.....our postie decided to ride his bike across my front lawn then over a garden to get to my front door.   Sarcastically I advised him he should have  come around to the back door but he said it would take to long .  After signing for the registered mail I let him know I wasn't too happy with him riding across my lawn and garden to which he replied for me to put a complaint in to the post office, then he proceeded to leave a tyre mark diagonally across my front lawn which could be seen for a couple of weeks.
We do have a po box so don't receive a lot of mail via our letter box.  I did make a complaint to the post office but they weren't too interested.

Thank god I don't get the milk and bread delivered ....

Duke - water the Blood and Bone lightly before he comes  will stick to his wheels in big clumps then     

Seriously, move your letter box every so often to stop him wearing a track into the lawn.

Mono - I would have gone close to flattening anyone who did that across my lawn, especially as arrogantly as that.