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Duke of Astor
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Original Post 2009-Mar-04, 11:34 AM

For  a couple of months the postie has been riding his motor-cycle over my lawn.
His machine has left a distinct arc impression.
I'm not happy about this.

I need REVENGE.
So here is my plan.......yesterday I posted a letter to my house to assure his arrival today.

I have now laid over his path  4 kg of Blood and Bone.
This stuff is offensive.

I'm hoping his cycle kicks up enough dust to cover it, the mail bags (and letters ?) and of course most of his clothes in this revolting smelling concoction.
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Big Wheel
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2009-Mar-05, 11:44 AM

Go out and have a chat to him. Tell him you are a lonely guy who is turned on by government workers that drive motor scooters. Tell him the mixture of grass and petrol really does something for you. Give him a friendly pat on the bottom as he leaves and have a weird smile on your face as he drives off.

  wtf wtf  unsure unsure unsure

 Hashish i think i know your Plans for sat night  biggrin   lol
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Jeunes
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2009-Mar-05, 11:45 AM

And you'd know all about that hey    lol


  lol   lol Sorry to shatter your fantasy larsy, but have never spent time at her majesty's pleasure. However from what I have heard from mates who are coppers that the postman delivers in there too.   lol   lol
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2009-Mar-07, 11:01 AM

Duke, what happened?
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Jeunes
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2009-Mar-16, 11:11 AM

What happened? We need closure Duke!!!!!!!!!!!
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Da Judge
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2009-Mar-16, 11:14 AM

  wtf wtf  unsure unsure unsure

Hashish i think i know your Plans for sat night    biggrin   lol



  lol   lol   lol   lol
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Big Wheel
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2009-Mar-16, 11:39 AM


lol     lol     lol     lol  

      lol lol  He was on the Lead float  ph34r  excited excited whip whip whip
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Sporty
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2009-Mar-17, 09:18 AM

To all you posties we salute you.. noteworthy

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Da Judge
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2009-Mar-17, 09:30 AM

      lol     lol    He was on the Lead float  ph34r  excited excited whip whip whip



are you sure he didn't get FLOATed from the rear?  lol
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Jeunes
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2009-Mar-17, 09:32 AM

Did the POSTMAN PAT him in the rear?
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2009-Apr-30, 02:12 PM

Does anyone know what happened to the Duke and the Postman???????????????
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2009-Apr-30, 02:26 PM

I think Duke is back over in Malaya
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