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Friar Tuck
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Original Post 2009-Apr-02, 07:26 AM

I feel duty-bound to share the wisdom I have absorbed during my rich and colourful lifetime.

It is clearly obvious than many on this forum have led very sheltered lives.  tears Others, and most of these are recent sign-ons, have spent most of their years lending their anuses to their fellow cell mates.  wub Their cells all carry a colourful sign that states "The inhabitants of this cell are like this gate, they swing both ways".

I shall, from time to time, post a thought, and forum members should take a moment to think about it's rich terminology. Carry it with you and share it around. And don't forget to smile biggrin

Todays thought of the day:

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
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Friar Tuck
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2009-Apr-10, 08:48 AM

Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"? Shouldn't it be called a "near hit"?

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?

Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

How do you KNOW it's new and improved dog food?

Why do they put locks on the doors of 24-hour stores? 

Why is it called rush hour when everything moves so slow?

Why do they call then express lanes when during rush hour everything is stopped?

If sour milk is used to make yogurt, how do you know when yogurt has gone bad?
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Bundy
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2009-Apr-10, 08:57 AM

I'm Bored
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chalky
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2009-Apr-10, 10:50 AM

"The next sentence is false. The previous sentence is true."

 "A man says that he is lying. Is what he says true or false?"  Eubulides of Miletus.

The liar paradox should keep you entertained Bundy................... chin chin mad wacko
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Bundy
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2009-Apr-10, 11:38 AM

I'm still bored
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gratlog
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2009-Apr-10, 11:52 AM

Bundy, pity you didn't live closer as my lawn needs mowing. biggrin
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Friar Tuck
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2009-Apr-11, 05:41 AM

When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

Does fuzzy logic tickle?

Do blind eskimoes heave seeing-eye sled dogs?

Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?

Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

Do radioactve cats have 18 half-lives?

If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?

Why call it "take" a dump, when you leave something behind?

What was the best thing before sliced bread
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2009-Apr-11, 06:51 AM

Why do they call it "good Friday" when its the most boring day of the year
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Friar Tuck
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2009-Apr-13, 06:05 AM

Why call then hot water heaters if the water is already hot?

If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex in the box?

When a cow laughs does milk come up its nose?

How did a fool and his money GET together?

If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they stick Teflon on the pan?

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
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