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Author Topic: Cane Toad 1, Mrs Perterf 0  (Read 843 times)
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Peterf
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Original Post 2010-Mar-10, 10:36 PM

Definitely a home town victory for the Maroons, Mrs PF left dancing on the coffee table screaming incoherently while two Kiwi heroes let the poor demented creature out the door,

Anyone know the rules of cane toad cricket? Do they turn much or do you need a flat deck with a bit of bounce?
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2010-Mar-11, 06:04 AM

Peterf, I would suggest subduing the creature before placing in your luggage to take home, once home let into your backyard and show all your mates your new pet 
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2010-Mar-11, 11:11 AM

Couldn't help looking at the ugly thing and wondering if it would respond best to a square cut or a hook shot.  Forward defensive shot could be a bit messy, perhaps?
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2010-Mar-11, 11:20 AM

If you do setlle for any of those shots, best get an Aussie to show you how.
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2010-Mar-11, 11:36 AM

  lol
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Duke of Astor
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2010-Mar-11, 01:19 PM

Current Population figures....

Australia....25 mill ?

New Zeland...5 mill ?

NZ sheep....50 mill
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2010-Mar-11, 01:25 PM

Cane Toad golf is just about the greatest sport on the planet. Get yourself a cane toad , a 3 iron, dig a hole and enjoy the subsequent hilarity
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Peterf
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2010-Mar-11, 07:29 PM

More population figures:

Australia: 200 million
NZ  0
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richo
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2010-Mar-11, 07:34 PM

did you turn the lights when you left peter lol when you go back you can take about 2 million cane toads with you
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2010-Mar-11, 08:34 PM

Couldn't help looking at the ugly thing and wondering if it would respond best to a square cut or a hook shot.  Forward defensive shot could be a bit messy, perhaps?


I didn't realise you caught up with Fire Zuki whilst you were here.
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richo
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2010-Mar-11, 09:06 PM

hey wally maybe pete can explain to the difference between argyle and albany
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Peterf
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2010-Mar-11, 09:21 PM

Yeah, must admit when I looked at the badtempered ugly thing with warts on its  head and emitting a foul odour, thoughts of FZ did fleetingly run through my mind.....
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2010-Mar-11, 09:22 PM

Yeah, must admit when I looked at the badtempered ugly thing with warts on its  head and emitting a foul odour, thoughts of FZ did fleetingly run through my mind.....


  lol   lol   lol

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Peterf
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2010-Mar-11, 09:23 PM

hey wally maybe pete can explain to the difference between argyle and albany


Well, Argyll is in Scotland and Albany  on the North Shore of Auckland -  does that help?
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2010-Mar-12, 06:22 AM

hey peter-wally are you sure you were looking at a cane toad or was it one of those mirror things we have in australia
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