I was sitting in the bar at Mascot Terminal waiting to go to Breekie Creek meeting last year abd noticed a beautiful woman sitting next to me. I thought "Wow, she is nice--she must be a air hostess. I thought " I wonder which airline she works for".
Being the witty person I am I say to her "I still call Australia home". She pulled away from me and gave a ice-cold glare.
Obviously not with Qantas, I thought
Hoping for a more friendly reaction, I learned towards her and uttered the Delta Airline slogan, "Love to fly and it shows.."
She gave me a blank, confused stare and I immediately thought, "Hmm,Well she obviously does not work for Delta."
A second later, another slogan popped in my head, so I leaned towards her again and said, "Something special in the air."
She gave me the same confused look, and I am thinking "what am I doing wrong" while I scratch Singapore Airlines off the list.
I try more, "perhaps she works for Thai Airways....." and I said, "Smooth as silk."
This time, the gorgeous girl said to me, "What the fck do you want, I replied, slump back in the chair, and said, "Ahhhhh, Jetstar !!"