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Offline JWesleyHarding

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O.P. « 2010-Aug-25, 08:59 PM »
Hi Guys.

Enjoy!!
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Offline JWesleyHarding

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« 2010-Aug-25, 09:00 PM Reply #1 »
Think I might go for a crap.

I'll let you know how it works out.

Offline JWesleyHarding

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« 2010-Aug-25, 09:25 PM Reply #2 »
Well, that was more than satsfactory.

I might now blow my nose.

Stay tuned guys.




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« 2010-Aug-25, 09:34 PM Reply #3 »
No, Kylie, no.

I'm not going to tell them about that. :shy:
 
They would all be so jealous.

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« 2010-Aug-25, 09:35 PM Reply #4 »
Think I might go for a crap.

I'll let you know how it works out.

Don't bother :bleh:

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« 2010-Aug-26, 07:44 PM Reply #5 »
Didn't do much today.

Old Mabel was feeling poorly so Heather, Bessie and Dulcie asked me to fill in for her in their weekly euchre game.

They were so effusive in their thanks that I thought at any time one of them would whip out their dentures and offer me a blowjob.

But it didn't happen.

In the fifteenth and last game, seven games all, trailling 7-10, I ordered up Bessie when she turned the 7 of Hearts, holding both bowers, the King of Hearts and Aces of Clubs and Spades as suit.

And got euchred.

I'm going to be the laughing stock for weeks, or maybe months.

More later.

Offline MagiC~*

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« 2010-Aug-26, 07:51 PM Reply #6 »
Really enjoying this thread Geoffrey  :yes:

Offline chuggers

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« 2010-Aug-26, 11:06 PM Reply #7 »
Can I get in on this Geoffrey, cause I get all excited on what I'm missing on Twitter.

Went to work, ordinary day, but studied some form for Sat. Come home, Mark PM'ed me, getting excited for weekend

Showed wife video--horse race--wife knows everything  etc...--thinks I'm hiding something

Cannot find anyone to back Souths......

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« 2010-Aug-27, 08:23 AM Reply #8 »
Whats the plans for today JW?. Hows Mabel, I do hope she is feling better. Did you make her a nice home cooked dinner last night or was it the same old mashed spuds, mushy peas and pre chewed streak?.

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« 2010-Aug-27, 05:05 PM Reply #9 »
A lot of new members joining since JWH commenced tweeting.
Coincidence?

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« 2010-Aug-27, 05:07 PM Reply #10 »
A lot of new members joining since JWH commenced tweeting.
Coincidence?

No,

Don't under estimate the power of Twitter, especially with a quality twitter like JWH   :noteworthy:

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« 2010-Aug-27, 06:15 PM Reply #11 »
Where is JWH today??. A bit lost without his tweets. Hope the stress from getting beat at cards by a couple of friskey fillies hasnt got him down.

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« 2010-Aug-27, 06:21 PM Reply #12 »
friskey fillies hasnt got him down.

Maybe, they did, get him down, and that is why he is missing  :o

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« 2010-Aug-27, 06:22 PM Reply #13 »
Where is JWH today??. A bit lost without his tweets. Hope the stress from getting beat at cards by a couple of friskey fillies hasnt got him down.

The twit is down so no tweets. $
Apparently he is somewhere between Lidcombe and Homebush as we speak, another night of S & M for JWH i fear......

Offline JWesleyHarding

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« 2010-Aug-27, 11:09 PM Reply #14 »
Yes, went to the game.

My nurse Kylie says she decided to wait up so the she could put me to bed.

Hers.

I told her that I wanted to watch the replay play of the match.

She convinced me to her way of thinking by saying I could do to her what Souths did to Parra.

Nighty-night, guys.

More later.

 

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« 2010-Aug-27, 11:47 PM Reply #15 »
This is becoming as enthralling as the Dukes Ramblings ;)

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« 2010-Aug-28, 12:20 PM Reply #16 »
I flew tru my work this morning as i was so looking forward to Big JW's next tweet and OMG...nothing. Starting to think  those lively fillies he played cards with have held him hostage. He says he went the the game but no tweets while he was there and nothing about the trip there and back....geez I hope nurse Kylie hasnt caught him playing hide the sausage with either Heather, Bessie or Dulcie. How is poor old Mabel?? no update on her yet, C'mon JW we need the updates.  :biggrin:

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« 2010-Aug-28, 02:21 PM Reply #17 »
omni

Don't let youe imagination run wild.

More later

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« 2010-Aug-28, 03:16 PM Reply #18 »
Will go and watch paint dry in the rain then, might be more interesting  :bye:

Offline JWesleyHarding

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« 2010-Aug-29, 03:27 PM Reply #19 »
I'll tell you what:

Those run-on views of female jockeys pulling up their mounts tend to hold one's interest in a race longer than is warranted from a horse form perspective.

More later

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« 2010-Aug-29, 03:58 PM Reply #20 »
Some have really nice form JWH ........

Offline JWesleyHarding

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« 2010-Sep-01, 09:09 PM Reply #21 »
Buggered if I know.

We get a yokel who realises that there is such a word as "paradigm" and all of a sudden all the other yokels think that whatever happens in their provincial "Hall of Fame" awards night means more than diddly-squat are on their soap boxes.

Pass.

Must go now, I've got my nose hairs to clip.

More later.

Offline JWesleyHarding

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« 2010-Sep-07, 08:35 PM Reply #22 »
I've heard, and read, some criticisms of Oakeshott's press conference.

"He likes the sound of his own voice".

"Wake me up when he gets to it".

"Who does he think he is".

etc etc yada yada yada.

He prefaced his support for Labor by giving detailed reasons.

He had in mind not only the nation, but his own constituents.

How much notice would have been taken had he said

"Thanks for coming, I've decided to support Labor, and here are my reasons"?

I reckon those critical of him would regard foreplay as taking off their pants.

More later.

Offline Wenona

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« 2010-Sep-07, 08:41 PM Reply #23 »


Must go now, I've got my nose hairs to clip.




Do you use scissors?

I find sticking the side end of a disposal razor up the nostril and giving it a quick twirl is quite effective.

Offline JWesleyHarding

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« 2010-Sep-07, 09:09 PM Reply #24 »
No, what I did a a couple of years ago was contact this lass for advice.

She sent me a tape which I've adapted to suit the region I was interested in.



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