Author Topic: Norton Notes (Read 74033 times)

Norton · « 2015-May-06, 09:16 PM **Reply #325** »

Some call it a bilobed flap. Three divots, two circumference closures and one straight.

Goldie Locks · « 2015-May-06, 09:33 PM **Reply #326** »

And you were sound asleep when they did all this?

Norton · « 2015-May-07, 08:11 AM **Reply #327** »

no . There all the time. Two surgeons and three nurses. We all had a nice time talking travel, skiing, careers,children and the Toowoomba Cup.

All very pleasant except for the blood streaming into my eyes and down the face.

Goldie Locks · « 2015-May-07, 09:57 AM **Reply #328** »

Norton · « 2015-May-08, 09:25 AM **Reply #329** »

Gee those LGHR boys did me over real good. This is todays pic. Never thought I was one eyed but it seems I am. Mightn't get to the track tomorrow. Don't send sympathy, send money.

dubbledee · « 2015-May-08, 09:31 AM **Reply #330** »

Stick with the team, Norton.

The improvement will take time, but I can see progress already.

Goldie Locks · « 2015-May-08, 10:42 AM **Reply #331** »

I'm having my morning coffee! Yuk!

Jims Punting · « 2015-May-10, 01:24 AM **Reply #332** »

Quote from: Norton on 2015-May-08, 09:25 AM

Gee those LGHR boys did me over real good.
This is todays pic.
Never thought I was one eyed but it seems I am.
Mightn't get to the track tomorrow.
Don't send sympathy, send money.

Why did they beat you up? ... photo-rage?
Sorry mate - I have more sympathy than money - I'll be sending the excess sympathy ... you'll feel better in no time at all

Norton · « 2015-May-10, 07:50 AM **Reply #333** »

Turns out they used Cobalt Chloride to coat the plastic toy ring you get in Corn Flakes packets. Now when I get under the fluoro light I have this indelible "LGHR Rocks" stamp on my left cheek. Bastards.

Norton · « 2015-Jun-05, 08:28 AM **Reply #334** »

Norton is leaving the Forum today. My work here is done.

Blogging here has been an absolute wild ride and I enjoyed every post, from the crazies like dear departed Porkys Ghost to tough guy Willy to old softie Goldie. Special thanks to MagiC for letting me ride on the world's best roller coaster and theme park on the Internet.

I will continue to do my Racing pics on a public Facebook page, and anyone can follow me on Twitter.

Searching for music to play to my walk to the cyberspace door I remembered that my mate Ascot did a gig at the Barcelona Olympics when he closed the Games in this song with Sarah Brightman. Seems fitting to play it now. Especially the rapturous applause at the end.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFusc2dAkh0

Farewell my friends.

Jims Punting · « 2015-Jun-05, 09:48 AM **Reply #335** »

Quote from: Norton on 2015-Jun-05, 08:28 AM

Norton is leaving the Forum today. My work here is done.

Blogging here has been an absolute wild ride and I enjoyed every post, from the crazies like dear departed Porkys Ghost to tough guy Willy to old softie Goldie. Special thanks to MagiC for letting me ride on the world's best roller coaster and theme park on the Internet.

I will continue to do my Racing pics on a public Facebook page, and anyone can follow me on Twitter.

Searching for music to play to my walk to the cyberspace door I remembered that my mate Ascot did a gig at the Barcelona Olympics when he closed the Games in this song with Sarah Brightman. Seems fitting to play it now. Especially the rapturous applause at the end.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFusc2dAkh0

Farewell my friends.

Norton ... ya can't leave without leaving one or two of your favourite pics over your times with us.

Be a sport!

Jims Punting · « 2015-Jun-05, 09:56 AM **Reply #336** »

Well ... you can ... you've given us enough joy and smiles to last a looong time.

Thanks mate, and godspeed ... will catch up in Twitter or FB no doubt.

Arsenal · « 2015-Jun-05, 06:54 PM **Reply #337** »

For all his faults Norts had a very good SOH and it was entertaining at times crossing swords with him.....and it won't be the same without him ....he was known as Ascot for quite some time......until he chose Norton to go by.......although he said farewell I think it's possible maybe not probable that he'll make another comeback...he is inclined to be a bit theatrical .......he will miss the limelight as much as we miss him.

Giddy Up.

Gintara · « 2015-Jun-05, 07:37 PM **Reply #338** »

Reckon this is more apt

vadim · « 2015-Jun-05, 08:05 PM **Reply #339** »

Norton Ascot Norton Ascot -

ratsack · « 2015-Jun-05, 10:44 PM **Reply #340** »

is he dead

westie · « 2015-Jun-05, 11:17 PM **Reply #341** »

Quote from: ratsack on 2015-Jun-05, 10:44 PM

is he dead

Careful what you say, you could end up in the same company as Ahmen Khawaja.

ratsack · « 2015-Jun-05, 11:34 PM **Reply #342** »

ya made me google that

westie · « 2015-Jun-05, 11:38 PM **Reply #343** »

Hope you got a laugh. now I can go to bed and read for awhile.

ratsack · « 2015-Jun-05, 11:41 PM **Reply #344** »

as Norton would say

nice rack

sweet dreams

Ascot · « 2015-Jun-14, 08:57 AM **Reply #345** »

Ascot can report on Forum legend Norton who now lives in the US where he is playing college football (the round ball game) for North Carolina. Norton plays goal under the name Scott Sterling (Green Cards are easy to buy in Mexico) and the team is doing very well. He starred in NC's latest win over Yale last week. These are the highlights. Look for Norton in goal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr3GF3EzZLs

JWesleyHarding · « 2016-Jul-17, 09:10 PM **Reply #346** »

Since Jul 13 I've been sitting here waiting for his return.