Norton Notes - Blogs - Racehorse TALK   harm-plan

Racehorse TALK



Norton Notes - Blogs - Racehorse TALK

Author Topic: Norton Notes  (Read 60801 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Norton

  • Group 2
  • User 334
  • Posts: 3842
« 2015-May-06, 09:16 PM Reply #325 »
Some call it a bilobed flap.  Three divots, two circumference closures and one straight.

Offline Goldie Locks

  • Group 2
  • User 1637
  • Posts: 2553
« 2015-May-06, 09:33 PM Reply #326 »
And you were sound asleep when they did all this?    :sleep:     :sleep:       :sleep:

Offline Norton

  • Group 2
  • User 334
  • Posts: 3842
« 2015-May-07, 08:11 AM Reply #327 »
no . There all the time. Two surgeons and three nurses.  We all had a nice time talking travel, skiing, careers,children and the Toowoomba Cup.

All very pleasant except for the blood streaming into my eyes and down the face. :whistle:

Offline Goldie Locks

  • Group 2
  • User 1637
  • Posts: 2553
« 2015-May-07, 09:57 AM Reply #328 »
  :lol:

Offline Norton

  • Group 2
  • User 334
  • Posts: 3842
« 2015-May-08, 09:25 AM Reply #329 »
Gee those LGHR boys did me over real good.  This is todays pic.  Never thought I was one eyed but it seems I am.  Mightn't get to the track tomorrow.  Don't send sympathy, send money.


Offline dubbledee

  • VIP Club
  • Group 1
  • User 285
  • Posts: 34011
« 2015-May-08, 09:31 AM Reply #330 »
Stick with the team, Norton.

The improvement will take time, but I can see progress already.  :thumbsup:

Offline Goldie Locks

  • Group 2
  • User 1637
  • Posts: 2553
« 2015-May-08, 10:42 AM Reply #331 »
   I'm having my morning coffee!   Yuk!   :shutup:

Offline Jims Punting

  • Group 1
  • User 1760
  • Posts: 5321
« 2015-May-10, 01:24 AM Reply #332 »
Gee those LGHR boys did me over real good. 
This is todays pic. 
Never thought I was one eyed but it seems I am. 
Mightn't get to the track tomorrow. 
Don't send sympathy, send money.
Why did they beat you up? ... photo-rage?
Sorry mate - I have more sympathy than money - I'll be sending the excess sympathy ... you'll feel better in no time at all   :biggrin:

Offline Norton

  • Group 2
  • User 334
  • Posts: 3842
« 2015-May-10, 07:50 AM Reply #333 »
Turns out they used Cobalt Chloride to coat the plastic toy ring you get in Corn Flakes packets.  Now when I get under the fluoro light I have this indelible  "LGHR Rocks" stamp on my left cheek.  Bastards.

Offline Norton

  • Group 2
  • User 334
  • Posts: 3842
« 2015-Jun-05, 08:28 AM Reply #334 »
Norton is leaving the Forum today.  My work here is done. 

Blogging here has been an absolute wild ride and I enjoyed every post, from the crazies like dear departed Porkys Ghost to tough guy Willy to old softie Goldie.  Special thanks to MagiC for letting me ride on the world's best roller coaster and theme park on the Internet.  :clap2:

I will continue to do my Racing pics on a public Facebook page, and anyone can follow me on Twitter.

Searching for music to play to my walk to the cyberspace door I remembered that my mate Ascot did a gig at the Barcelona Olympics when he closed the Games in this song with Sarah Brightman.  Seems fitting to play it now.  Especially the rapturous applause at the end.

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFusc2dAkh0

Farewell my friends.    :beer:

Offline Jims Punting

  • Group 1
  • User 1760
  • Posts: 5321
« 2015-Jun-05, 09:48 AM Reply #335 »
Norton is leaving the Forum today.  My work here is done. 

Blogging here has been an absolute wild ride and I enjoyed every post, from the crazies like dear departed Porkys Ghost to tough guy Willy to old softie Goldie.  Special thanks to MagiC for letting me ride on the world's best roller coaster and theme park on the Internet.  :clap2:

I will continue to do my Racing pics on a public Facebook page, and anyone can follow me on Twitter.

Searching for music to play to my walk to the cyberspace door I remembered that my mate Ascot did a gig at the Barcelona Olympics when he closed the Games in this song with Sarah Brightman.  Seems fitting to play it now.  Especially the rapturous applause at the end.

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFusc2dAkh0

Farewell my friends.    :beer:
Norton ... ya can't leave without leaving one or two of your favourite pics over your times with us.

Be a sport!

Offline Jims Punting

  • Group 1
  • User 1760
  • Posts: 5321
« 2015-Jun-05, 09:56 AM Reply #336 »
Well ... you can ... you've given us enough joy and smiles to last a looong time.

Thanks mate, and godspeed ... will catch up in Twitter or FB no doubt.

 :beer:

Offline Arsenal

  • VIP Club
  • Group 1
  • User 194
  • Posts: 14012
« 2015-Jun-05, 06:54 PM Reply #337 »
For all his faults Norts had a very good SOH and it was entertaining at times crossing swords with him.....and it won't be the same without him ....he was known as  Ascot  for quite some time......until he chose Norton to go by.......although he said farewell I think it's possible maybe not probable that he'll make another comeback...he is inclined to be a bit theatrical .......he will miss the limelight as much as we miss him.
:bye:

Giddy Up. :beer:
« Last Edit: 2015-Jun-05, 07:01 PM by Arsenal »

Offline Gintara

  • Group 1
  • User 16
  • Posts: 11789
« 2015-Jun-05, 07:37 PM Reply #338 »
Reckon this is more apt  :wacko:



 :shutup:

Offline vadim

  • Group 2
  • User 51
  • Posts: 2681
« 2015-Jun-05, 08:05 PM Reply #339 »
Norton Ascot Norton Ascot -  ())=(

Online ratsack

  • VIP Club
  • Group 1
  • User 327
  • Posts: 9953
« 2015-Jun-05, 10:44 PM Reply #340 »
is he dead    :/

 :beer:

Offline westie

  • Group 1
  • User 8
  • Posts: 13592
« 2015-Jun-05, 11:17 PM Reply #341 »
   :biggrin:  
is he dead    :/

 :beer:
Careful what you say, you could end up in the same company as Ahmen Khawaja.

Online ratsack

  • VIP Club
  • Group 1
  • User 327
  • Posts: 9953
« 2015-Jun-05, 11:34 PM Reply #342 »
ya made me google that

  :biggrin:

Offline westie

  • Group 1
  • User 8
  • Posts: 13592
« 2015-Jun-05, 11:38 PM Reply #343 »
Hope you got a laugh. now I can go to bed and read for awhile.

Online ratsack

  • VIP Club
  • Group 1
  • User 327
  • Posts: 9953
« 2015-Jun-05, 11:41 PM Reply #344 »
as Norton would say

nice rack     :clap2:

sweet dreams   

Offline Ascot

  • Group 1
  • User 202
  • Posts: 5883
« 2015-Jun-14, 08:57 AM Reply #345 »
Ascot can report on Forum legend Norton who now lives in the US where he is playing college football (the round ball game) for North Carolina.  Norton plays goal under the name Scott Sterling (Green Cards are easy to buy in Mexico) and the team is doing very well.  He starred in NC's latest win over Yale last week.  These are the highlights.  Look for Norton in goal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr3GF3EzZLs

Offline JWesleyHarding

  • Group 1
  • User 231
  • Posts: 17223
« 2016-Jul-17, 09:10 PM Reply #346 »
Since Jul 13 I've been sitting here waiting for his return.



BACK TO ALL TOPICS
Sitemap