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Offline Hamish Crayfish

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O.P. « 2009-Feb-08, 08:40 AM »
I have been working a a foolproof tipping service over the last forty years and this morning over my weeties, finally perfected a beta version. I have tentatively named it "Sensational Slick Sub-Sixty Second Surefire Selection Service System" but will be working on a new and more comprehensive name over the next forty years as well as a staking system to boot. Ken Callender has agreed to advertise extensively
I cannot reveal the exact formula used until the patents office paperwork is complete. However, I can reveal that no computers or data is used and the "selections" (1 per race) and "lays" (1 per race) are done within sixty seconds.
I am currently offering this service absolutely free of charge (for a limited time) until I relocate my office and staff to a Gold Coast address.
The new service begins today (Sunday) and will be available Saturday and Sundays only at present.

Offline gratlog

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« 2009-Feb-08, 08:45 AM Reply #1 »
"Ken Callender has agreed to advertise extensively"

  :lol:   :lol:

Offline Hamish Crayfish

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« 2009-Feb-08, 08:45 AM Reply #2 »
Sunday @ Gosford
Race   Back   Lay   Time taken
1   7   3   49 seconds
2   10   1   53 seconds
3   10   6   58 seconds
4   4   7   39 seconds
5   9   7   44 seconds
6   3   1   51 seconds
7   1   6   58 seconds
8   1   6   9 seconds
« Last Edit: 2009-Feb-08, 08:48 AM by Hamish Crayfish »

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« 2009-Feb-08, 06:13 PM Reply #3 »
R1 Sel 7scr Lay 3 won 
R2 Sel 10scr Lay1 won
R3 Sel 104th Lay 6 won
R4 Sel 4  4th Lay7 l2nd
R5 Sel 9 1st Lay7 unp
R6 Sel 3 2nd Lay1 scr
R7 Sel 1 4th  Lay6 scr
R8 Sel 1 Unp Lay6 3rd

A tad of tweaking to be done. However, if you had 1% of your pool on selections in races 1-4 and 6-8 and the remaining 93% on Race 5, you would have returned a hansome profit for the day.

See you next Saturday!


Offline Max Manewer

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« 2009-Feb-08, 06:32 PM Reply #4 »
An extremely scientific method, this !

Offline Hamish Crayfish

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« 2009-Feb-14, 10:37 AM Reply #5 »
Soggy Sydney Sensational Slick Sub-Sixty Second Surefire Selection Service System (patent pending)

System ready to fire today

Sydney backs and lays

R1 Back 1 Lay 2
R2 Back 4 Lay 7
R3 Back 2 Lay 3
R4 Back 4 Lay 2
R5 Back 4 Lay 3
R6 Back 9 Lay 4
R7 Back 5 Lay 1
R8 Back 4 Lay 2
R9 Back 3 Lay 5

Total time taken for selections  7 Mins 54.226 seconds

Offline allhigh

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« 2009-Feb-14, 11:38 AM Reply #6 »
hamish..............ffs        :lol:

Offline Bubbasmith

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« 2009-Feb-14, 11:43 AM Reply #7 »
" Relocating to the Gold Coast " ..that says enough for my liking.

Offline Max Manewer

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« 2009-Feb-14, 11:43 AM Reply #8 »
Not another bloody GUESSER ?????? Is he mate ???????   :wacko:

Offline Stormy

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« 2009-Feb-14, 11:44 AM Reply #9 »
I am currently offering this service absolutely free of charge (for a limited time)

You are actually going to charge punters in the near future for your service ?
What is the fee for your service .

« Last Edit: 2009-Feb-14, 11:48 AM by Stormy »

Offline allhigh

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« 2009-Feb-14, 12:30 PM Reply #10 »
 i like sucking the claws..........  :lol:

Offline Max Manewer

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« 2009-Feb-14, 12:40 PM Reply #11 »
......go suck this !     emthup

Offline Big Wheel

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« 2009-Feb-14, 12:46 PM Reply #12 »
 :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip:
« Last Edit: 2009-Feb-14, 12:50 PM by Big Wheel »

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« 2009-Feb-14, 12:48 PM Reply #13 »
Hashish i would like to subscribe to your service mate,thought i would
get in early b4 the rush.
Iwill pm you my Mastercard details,  :rip:
« Last Edit: 2009-Feb-14, 01:10 PM by Big Wheel »

Offline allhigh

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« 2009-Feb-14, 01:08 PM Reply #14 »
HAMISH........please send me your fullname, address, and date of birth.... and
 bank account full details, plus pin..............
 plus sexual preferences .......... :)
 ime in for 50 shares  :biggrin:

Offline Hamish Crayfish

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« 2009-Feb-14, 04:27 PM Reply #15 »
R1 Back 1 3rd-$8.10 Lay 2 Unp $11.50
R2 Back 4 4th-$6.40 Lay 7 Unp $5.20
R3 Back 2 Unp-$10.50 Lay 33rd $2.80 fav
R4 Back 4 2nd-$7.50 Lay 2 Unp $1.80
R5 Back 4 Unp-$4.20Lay 3 Unp $6.50
R6 Back 93rd-$13 Lay 4Unp $21
R7 Back 5 1st-$7.20Lay 12nd $2.40
R8 Back 4 1st-$3.00Lay 2 Unp $14.80
R9 Back 34th $0.00 Lay 5 Scr $0.00
« Last Edit: 2009-Feb-14, 04:55 PM by Hamish Crayfish »

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« 2009-Feb-14, 04:36 PM Reply #16 »
  hashish how come you don't put the dividend for your placegetters
instead to spice up your  little system you put their win divi even
though one wont receive this  EXAMPLE, R1#1 Wanted ret $1.90 yet you have $8 odd
 come on mate   :lol:

Offline Hamish Crayfish

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« 2009-Feb-14, 04:39 PM Reply #17 »
Because I am a shonk trying to flog a shonky system, just like all the rest !

Geez...if you had laid all my lays for 10k each, you would be up $80,000. And I did it for you guys for free. Took me 8 minutes something of my valuable time and all you wanna do is criticise me !

By the way, I also put the TAB win pricing for the "lays" .... no matter where they ran !

What did you want me to do for the unplaced things...put $0.00 ?

Enough talk, gotta polish the white shoes up.
« Last Edit: 2009-Feb-14, 04:47 PM by Hamish Crayfish »

Offline Max Manewer

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« 2009-Feb-14, 04:44 PM Reply #18 »
Mate, they said Einstein was wrong, now they're saying you are wrong.....you go figure !    :wacko:

Offline Big Wheel

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« 2009-Feb-14, 04:46 PM Reply #19 »
  i'm not criticize bud just like geeing you up hashish

Offline Hamish Crayfish

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« 2009-Feb-14, 04:49 PM Reply #20 »
Thats correct what they said about my dad, Max. But I learnt from his mistakes.

Offline triple7

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« 2009-Feb-14, 04:50 PM Reply #21 »
Firey, why did you change your nic?

Offline Hamish Crayfish

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« 2009-Feb-14, 04:56 PM Reply #22 »
Please don't call me firey. Woody will read something into it  :mad:

Offline triple7

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« 2009-Feb-14, 05:09 PM Reply #23 »
  :lol:

Offline Stormy

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« 2009-Feb-15, 05:53 PM Reply #24 »
Geez...if you had laid all my lays for 10k each

Big dollars, Who has 10K ? Sounds Good, would you invest 10K ?

 :rolleyes:


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