I got pulled up on a mobile year before last in a roundabout in Campbelltown.
I told the cop that my girlfriend rang and all I did is told her that i'm driving and would ring her when I stopped.
He said it appeared you were on the phone longer than that, I said well she's a bit thick and it takes a while to sink in what I say at which point he laughed.
I then asked how much the fine is? He says $225 to which I replied, I was going to have that on NSW tonight in SOO, luckily for me he was a Rugby League fan and he laughed again.
He went back to his car before returning and letting me off saying I was a funny guy and made him laugh.