A mate of mine once after a bad week on the punt, applied for a job as a lion tamer . .
The circus-owner, stressing the courage required to do the job, called a female attendant who entered the cage, took off her shirt, and placed her left breast into the lion's mouth . .
"Would you be brave enough to do that?" he asked . .
"Too right," said the mate. "Just as soon as you get that bloody lion out!"